DEUS EX FRYING PAN

Four words that will change your life:

Egg Nog French Toast

I like to use Southern Comfort Egg Nog.

You mix this carton of joy with some eggs and soak your bread in this holy mixture, and you're on your way to knowing what Jesus tastes like.

After you've cooked it, dust it with some powdered sugar and drizzle a small amount of real maple syrup over it. REAL Maple Syrup. Don't try this with Mrs. Butterworth's. You need to use the actual stuff that comes out of trees, not some corn syrup and artificial flavoring concoction.

And if you truly want to experience the power of Christ in your mouth, here's the final ingredient.


Savor the taste of the Son of Man!