Monday, January 14, 2008

SUPER HETERO

This just in!

Dateline: Detroit Auto Show

The new Hummer concept car just announced is called the HX.

Way to assert your ultra-masculinity, you self-centered, planet-raping, insecure douchebags . . .

. . . by naming your latest model after Homo Xtra magazine.

Does this mean that if I ever need someone to shave my ball bag for me, I should just track down the nearest Hummer driver?

The Hummer HX: Ohmuhgod, it's sooo butch!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It looks like a sneaker.